FreddieMercuryFacts
"Once, Freddie Mercury woke up in a bad mood and cried out in anger....we remember this day as the Big Bang..."
"On the seventh day God rested...on the seventh day Freddie ROCKED!"
"If people would have been as cool as Freddie then the sun would turn into a popsicle within less than 0.0000001 seconds"
"The difference between Jesus and Freddie is that God sent Jesus to die....Freddie was the one who told him to do it..."
"When children are born they scream and cry alot...Freddie didn't...he wanted to break free..."
"Freddie owned everything in the world....why? Because he wanted it all..."
"Star Wars was originally the working title for a book about Freddie...but they had to abandon the project because no one would like to read a book about Freddie owning suns for 3 pages."
"If Freddie would have been Harry Potter then Voldemort would never have dared do anything to anyone....but then again this is only a theory, Freddie would never be a glass-wearing little failure of a person..."
"When people use the expression: 'I could eat a horse' they meen they are hungry...when Freddie use the expression it's because he could..."
